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About me... hmm... let's see... I'm totally random.

I've been known to hide, then jump out and scare people.

I LOVE to watch people fall. It's almost better than sex. Almost.

I drink out of straws so I can blow bubbles in my drinks.

My favorite word is "fuck."

Second favorite word is "dude." I use that one waaaaaay to often.

Commercial ditties get stuck in my head and I must repeat them over and over again. It's not uncommon for me to just bust out with the manwich song.

I have crazy dreams... I mean C-R-A-Z-Y dreams! Seriously, no joke. I have two words about the last one... Topless Banshee.

I scream and curse at other drivers from the safety of my own vehicle.

I have to pucker in pictures... it's like a reflex or a rule or something.

I watch scary movies by myself, in the dark, with the doors open.

I hate when people complain about their job. It's not my problem and they should be grateful they even have one.

I hate feet, but I love mine!

I am a master of pretending I'm busy so I can get away with spending all day on the internet while I'm at work. =)~ Shhh...

I know every episode of Designing Women and can quote every single one. I know, I know... dorky, right?

According to my mom, when I was little, I wanted to be a pathologist when I grew up. What can I say, I was a weird kid? I spent a lot of time alone. LOL.

I should have known I'd end up with a thing for gay men when my first celebrity crush was David Bowie in Labyrinth. Mmmm... Jareth.

I get insanely pissed off when someone at work steals my pen. In-fucking-sane!

I have a hard time just being myself around others because I get sick of all the "omg, you're a weirdo looks." So I keep a lot of things to myself. It's not that I'm secretive, just really bad at knowing when something is inappropriate.

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